Here we are with our pig snouts, getting ready to settle down with the pigs. Lois, Chris and me.
Our Producer and Director, Mark!
Sound Effects, compliments of the guinnea hens!
Our Rev. Chris Hopkins, who is spending 27 hours in the pig pen.
And... enter the "Pen Pals". Here is Lois doing a poetry reading for the piggies. I did a reading, "Hannah Hamm's 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar!" by Sharon Jean Updike.
And here are the piggies, "Marco" and "Polo", only three months old.
Hannah Hamm's 20 Reasons Why You Should Never Date a Boar!
by Sharon Jean Updike
1. They always hog up all the conversation.
2. They tell boaring stories.
3. They make up pig tails.
4. They act like hogs when they eat.
5. They pig out at all hours of the day and night.
6. They perfer riding piggy back to walking.
7. They tend to pork out as they get older.
8. They always want their pigtures taken.
9. They think they are pigture perfect.
10. They boar you to death.
11. They tend to be pig headed.
12. They think everyday is a pignic.
13. They always want to play "this little piggy went to market".
14. They pig all the good wallowing spots for themselves.
15. They are notoriously known to be squealers.
16. They hate grunt work.
17. They always hog up the bed.
18. They eat all the Hog n danz ice cream.
19. They are always wanting to be kissed and hogged.
20. They usually have too many pen pals.
A Hannah Hamm Original by Sharon Updike 1998
2 comments:
I'm glad you survived your time in the pen. Did you see any mice?
oh you three~!
cutie piggies
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